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The Unicorn
from the book "Where the Sidewalk Ends" (1974)
A long time ago, when the earth was green
and there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,
and they run around free while the world was bein' born,
and the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.
There was green alligators and long-neck geese.
There was humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees.
There was catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born
the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.
But the Lord seen some sinnin', and it caused him pain.
He says, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain."
He says, "Hey Brother Noah, I'll tell ya whatcha do.
Go and build me a floatin' zoo.
And you take two alligators and a couple of geese,
two humpy bumpy camels and two chimpanzees.
Take two catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born,
Noah, don't you forget my Unicorn."
Now Noah was there, he answered the callin'
and he finished up the ark just as the rain was fallin'.
He marched in the animals two by two,
and he called out as they went through,
"Hey Lord, I got your two alligators and your couple of geese,
your humpy bumpy camels and your chimpanzees.
Got your catsandratsandelephants - but Lord, I'm so forlorn
'cause I just don't see no Unicorn."
Ol' Noah looked out through the drivin' rain
but the Unicorns were hidin', playin' silly games.
They were kickin' and splashin' in the misty morn,
oh them silly Unicorn.
The the goat started goatin', and the snake started snakin',
the elephant started elephantin', and the boat started shaking'.
The mouse started squeakin', and the lion started roarin',
and everyone's abourd but the Unicorn.
I mean the green alligators and the long-neck geese,
the humpy bumpy camels and the chimpanzees.
Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain is pourin' -
and we just can't wait for them Unicorn."
Then the ark started movin', and it drifted with the tide,
and the Unicorns looked up from the rock and cried.
And the water come up and sort of floated them away -
that's why you've never seen a Unicorn to this day.
You'll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese.
You'll see humpy bumpy camels and lots of chimpanzees.
You'll see catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born
you're never gonna see no Unicorn.







AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Can you feel my excitement?!
We got our windows yesterday!
This is how My Honeypie feels about that:
[/caption]and apparently, this is how I felt about it:
[/caption]Here they are; 26 new, beautiful, double-pane, double-hung windows!
During our free quote the salesman actually stood on the window pane and lightly bounced on it...and it didn't break! So cool.
I'm obviously still so excited. This is going to weatherproof our house that much more! and make it look that much better. Yay!
[/caption]If any of you are looking to get windows, I highly recommend Window World (Home of the Original $189 Replacement Window!). The above window cost the same as all of the other windows. How rad is that? It's so huge!
[/caption]We have two of the so huge windows in our house. What's even more great about the new windows is they open more than the original ones!
[/caption]I can't wait until they are installed! It was $2,000 dollars less to install them "ourselves"--I'll just be watching mostly :)
In the midst of waiting for our windows My Honeypie has been working on the drainage for our plumbing. We got a lot of help from his brother, Mark, which is so appreciated! I have pictures, just not today.
Holla!
[/caption]I know that these are far from perfect (like the above picture--totally a weed in the middle of her face!)...but practice makes perfect, right?
Anyway, you can also do sweet stuff like this on Picnik too:

I tried doing that on Photoshop and it was a total bust. I love these little art thingys! I find quotes that I really like that have already been made into these little subway art pieces, but they aren't exactly what I want...like this:
[/caption]But now I can make it exactly how I want! Like so:
[/caption]Family Values sign by Betty Crocker Wannabe
and I'm all like, "Cute!" but it doesn't have everything I want. I told you, I'm picky. With Picnik I made this:
It's just how my picky self wants it! Yay for Picnik!